---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment Cute. Everyone at Virgil's assisted living center benefits! G At 02:29 PM 11/21/2005 -0600, you wrote: >For obvious reasons, I couldn't resist sending this. My apologies! :-) > >Avery > > >---------- >Subject: Time to get the firewood ready! > >Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?" >"Yes." "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is >hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"> > >>> "Thank you very much for >the call, sir." >The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. >They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they >bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at >Virgil and leave. > >The phone rings at Virgil's house. >"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" >"Yeah!" >"Did they chop your firewood?" >"Yep." >"Happy Birthday, buddy!" > (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)? > ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/6c/f6/11/96/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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