This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment Thanks ... great stuff. Alan in Salem ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Greg Newell=20 To: pianotech@ptg.org ; MPT@philbondi.com=20 Sent: Thursday, November 28, 2002 5:57 PM Subject: Fw: Martha will NOT be dining with us this year. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!! Greg Newell Thanksgiving=20 Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm = telling you=20 in advance, so don't act surprised.=20 Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a few small changes:=20 Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag luminaries.=20 After a=20 trial run, it was decided that no matter how cleverly done, rows of flaming=20 lunch sacks do not have the desired welcoming effect.=20 Once inside, our guests will note that the entry hall is not = decorated with=20 the swags of Indian corn and fall foliage I had planned to make.=20 Instead, I've gotten the kids involved in the decorating by having = them track=20 in colorful autumn leaves from the front yard.=20 The mud was their idea.=20 The dining table will not be covered with expensive linens, fancy = china, or=20 crystal goblets. If possible, we will use dishes that match and everyone=20 will get a fork.=20 Since this IS Thanksgiving, we will refrain from using the plastic = Peter=20 Rabbit plate and the Santa napkins from last Christmas.=20 Our centerpiece will not be the tower of fresh fruit and flowers = that I=20 promised. Instead we will be displaying a hedgehog-like decoration=20 hand-crafted from the finest construction paper.=20 The artist assures me it is a turkey.=20 We will be dining fashionably late. The children will entertain you = while you=20 wait. I'm sure they will be happy to share every choice comment I = have made=20 regarding Thanksgiving, pilgrims and the turkey hotline.=20 Please remember that most of these comments were made at=20 5:00 a.m. upon discovering that the turkey was still hard enough to = cut=20 diamonds.=20 As accompaniment to the children's recital, I will play a recording = of tribal=20 drumming.=20 If the children should mention that I don't own a recording of = tribal=20 drumming, or that tribal drumming sounds suspiciously like a frozen turkey in=20 a clothes dryer, ignore them. They are lying.=20 We toyed with the idea of ringing a dainty silver bell to announce = the start=20 of our feast. In the end, we chose to keep our traditional method.=20 We've also decided against a formal seating arrangement. When the = smoke alarm=20 sounds, please gather around the table and sit where you like.=20 In the spirit of harmony, we will ask the children to sit at a = separate=20 table. In a separate room. Next door.=20 Now, I know you have all seen pictures of one person carving a = turkey in front of a crowd of appreciative onlookers.=20 This will not be happening at our dinner.=20 For safety reasons, the turkey will be carved in a private ceremony. = I stress=20 "private" meaning:=20 Do not, under any circumstances, enter the kitchen to laugh at me. = Do not send small, unsuspecting children to check on my progress. I have an electric knife. The turkey is unarmed.=20 It stands to reason that I will eventually win. When I do, we will = eat.=20 I would like to take this opportunity to remind my young diners that "passing=20 the rolls" is not a football play.=20 Nor is it a request to bean your sister in the head with warm tasty bread.=20 Before I forget, there is one last change.=20 Instead of offering a choice between 12 different scrumptious = desserts, we=20 will be serving the traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with whipped = cream and=20 small fingerprints.=20 You will still have a choice; take it or leave it.=20 Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving! ________________________________________________________________ Sign Up for Juno Platinum Internet Access Today Only $9.95 per month! Visit www.juno.com Greg Newell mailto:gnewell@ameritech.net=20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------= ----- --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.417 / Virus Database: 233 - Release Date: 11/8/2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------= ----- _______________________________________________ pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/bc/c6/f3/95/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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