So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

[Robert Moffatt]

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Hope you see the humour in this ;~)=20

Bob



Subject: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
10. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the =
Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane =
and
hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came =
home
and partied
11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
12. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered =
or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
13. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just =
in
time to get caught.
15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface =
and
is still around as the worlds oldest company
17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
19. We don't marry our kin-folk.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, =
penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
22. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands =
with
mitts on.

Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.


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