Bone keytops

Jim_Harvey@yca.ccmail.compuserve.com Jim_Harvey@yca.ccmail.compuserve.com
Tue, 20 Feb 1996 09:53:56 -0500 (EST)


I dunno. I'm having a hard time with this concept. I've found that
whether walking or driving, water and dirt equals mud, and it's
slippery, not tacky. That is, unless it's very deep, in which case,
neither me nor my car move at all.

Has anyone seen the newspaper article about ivory versus plastic
keycovers? It mentions that ivories have a layered or ridged surface,
and they were *not* referring to the grain pattern. In the illustration,
it looked (in abstract) like a sawtooth form, or perhaps like the
surface of a flat bastard file. Supposedly this surface causes, or
contributes to, the desired gripping effect of ivory. Perhaps it is this
same surface that actually holds the slurry that Steve mentioned -- just
like files "load up" in use. And we know how efficient files are when
that happens.

Now we're talking about adding layers of dirt, perspiration and other
contaminants, which would undermine this otherwise natural surface
phenomenon. This sounds to me like spraying 'Pledge' on a
satin-finished piano -- the low spots get filled in, and the satin
effect is negated.

I personally don't mind an "epidemic" of clean keys. With some
performers, nasty keys are almost like a merit badge -- similar to
rosin buildup on a fiddle. I think both are placebos.

If the artist generates his or her own dirt and slurry just *prior* to
a performance, that's one thing. Otherwise, I'll continue to clean
keys.

I wonder what would happen if:
a. the ivories were just cleaned -- not buffed, leaving them grainy;
b. the player dropped a nerve pill just before the event to help curb
anxiety and subsequent emissions of skin lube;
c. the player washed their hands *after* eating the cheeseburger and
*before* playing.

It seems that clean hands on clean ivories provides some sense of
adhesion. If not, what about spraying something on the hands instead
of on the keys; or, clean the ivories, but leave the cheeseburger
grease on the hands?

Chocolate What Ain't: We once had a case at LA Unified Schools where a
chocolaty appearing substance was discovered, evenly spread across all
the ivories. "Closer" investigation caused us to file this one under
vandalism, as opposed to someone attempting to generate a better
tactile surface. It turned out not to be chocolate -- in school
jargon, I believe it's called #2.

In the interest of quick turnaround time, the key recovering was
subcontracted to Pacific Piano Supply. They preserved the outtakes, I
think mainly for the story surrounding them. Shortly thereafter a
non-technician with a project and a purpose happened by. He spotted
the 'earth' toned keys, indicated that they were the exact shade he
had been pursuing, and bought the set. Today, somewhere in Los
Angeles...

Jim Harvey RPT

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SB> ...It seems that the slurry of perspiration and dirt which builds on
the surface of the keys helps with traction.

SB>... He said, "lately it seems like there's been an epidemic of key
washing in the concert halls where I've played. Please tell your
colleagues, if you get a chance, to refrain from washing the keys
unless the pianist *asks* you to."




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