I remember when they used to smoke in the practice rooms. Now that was a drag. :-)) We had this one professor, whom most were afraid of, who chain smoked cigars and used the tuning pin area as an ashtray. None of the piano technicians would confront him about it and since I was new on the staff I got the job of taking care of his piano. His name was Doc Houston. I am giving his name because there is at least one graduate on the LIST who went to school here. Anyway, I carried a vacuum cleaner with me, cleaned, opened the windows, and tuned quickly. It was truly disgusting. I swore that I would never service his piano again. Several years later we cleaned the piano one last time as the first step to rebuilding. I never tuned his piano again and neither did anyone else. This place is large enough that if someone wants to complain about something like that the powers that be don't care to listen because this problem would be viewed as petty compared to all the other problems that one could be concerned about. Nowadays its illegal to smoke anywhere in the building. You could even be arrested. How do we deal with drinks? I walk the halls several times a day and if I see someone with a drink on the piano (our doors have a small window) I barge in without knocking and give my 10 second speech. It consist of every four letter word in the book and every personal insult I can think of. Then, I take out this little gun I have. Its rubber and when you squeeze it a little Ping-Pong ball comes flying out. Its called a Pop Gun. I shoot them. Do this a few times and the word gets out. People are afraid that that door will come flying open. The worst offenders are singers. We have too Many of them here. Just hope your school never gains notoriety for their voice department. These guys never seem to have grown up. They carry these giant baby bottles with a straw sticking out of them (I think its really a nipple). They also demand that their accompanist have the window open so they can get plenty of fresh air. But, I know that the real reason is two fold: first, they are always air claustrophobic, always concerned with diseases of the respiratory system and they always think they have them (colds) second, these guys want everyone within earshot to hear them hit their high notes. It sort of reminds me of when I was a freshman in college. We would all point the speakers of our stereos out the window and turn our rock music all the way up, PARTY! The worst part about this is that we are going through a big expansion program here. Every few months the call the piano technicians in for a meeting with about ten architects and we go over building plans. We look at entrance ways, elevator accesses, and storage facilities. Then they ask us about our other concerns. We say: "windows in the practice rooms should not open". Then they have this same meeting with the voice faculty and they say: "you need to be able to open the windows in the practice rooms". The first building in the expansion opens up next week and guess who won, the High Notes. Their reason for being able to open windows doesn't make sense. I would think that with the air in Cincinnati being so bad they would want the windows closed least they find phlegm on their vocal chords. Next, I hate the brass players and the clarinetist because they spit on the floor and they hoard the rooms with grands in them because they need a table to open their cases on. I told the planners that they should look in to the possibility of purchasing old grand rims and lids. These would require much less maintenance than a real live piano but would still keep up the appearances. Michael Wathen College-Conservatory of Music University of Cincinnati
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