WOW - LMAO. Thanks for sharing. I think I'll pass on this wonderful opportunity though...... Terry Farrell ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tom Sivak" <tvaktvak at sbcglobal.net> To: "pianotech" <pianotech at ptg.org> Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2008 12:00 PM Subject: craigslist ad---high-larious > List > > Here is an ad for a "Free Yamaha Organ" that is > currently on craigslist here in Chicago. The owner > of the organ undoubtedly works in advertising! > > FREE YAMAHA ORGAN > > Do you have a large gaping space in your house that > just screams put an organ here? Do you want to look > artistic to friends and family? Do you need somewhere > to set plants? Do you need somewhere to store those > miscellaneous items that have no use in your home? > Everything that you cannot get rid of will eventually > end up on this organ, and it's free. > > Look no further, I offer you, for free, a Yamaha > Electone two tier organ. Yes, not one but two full > tiers of keys for your playing enjoyment. Do you want > an instrument that only church choirs know how to > play? Please give a loving home to this instrument and > help us get our family room back? You can be the lucky > recipient to take away this deluxe, heavier than hell, > organ. Not only does it make a great space-taker, but > it also plays music, yes, I was surprised too. It is > the same music that Jesus loves. Did I mention that > it's free? You too can get the music once reserved for > churches and cults in your own home. At this price, > this is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss. > > It also includes a bench. The bench has concealed > storage, great for storing all manner of religious > objects, wafers, music books, cookies, toys, an > occasional sandwich and small corpses. No overly > annoying organ is complete without this uncomfortable > wooden bench. After sitting on this bench for an hour > you will realize why God only makes you attend church > once a week. It comes with the lovely organ at no > additional charge! > > It is amazing how many uses this organ has. And it can > be yours free, no hidden costs, charges or fees. I > mean it. All you have to do is come and pick it up. So > do you have a hole in your life that you feel can only > be filled by an abstract instrument? Do you long for > music that makes you yearn for the sound of static? If > so please, please come take this thing. Did I mention > it's free. >
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