At 11:00 PM 10/26/2005 -0700, you wrote: >Haha! Yeah! You forgot pig penises in your list of >acceptable "Hot Dog" components, Alan. Very few people >would say to their daughters: " Here! Put this dead >pig's penis in your mouth !" were it in its original >form. Yet they have no compunction about it going into >her mouth ( and being chewed and swallowed ) as long >as it has been rendered visually unrecognizable. > Somehow, I find this baffling. > Thump > >P.S. Sure hope I haven't offended anyone. > Certainly not me... I've been happily eating scrapple for almost 60 years. At least _that_ product can't be accused of deceptive advertising. The folks that make it proudly proclaim that they use every part of the pig except the squeal. It ain't a silk purse, but it _does_ use sows' ears... ;-} Conrad Hoffsommer I tried to get a life once, but they were all out of stock.
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