For Sale

Conrad Hoffsommer hoffsoco@luther.edu
Thu, 17 Mar 2005 04:20:15 -0600


At 22:32 3/16/2005, you wrote:


>For sale,
>                  Collectors Edition Steinway and Sons, Hammer 
> shanks.  Mid 70's Vintage.  Special added features.
>
>   Beautiful white felt knuckles, Graphite added at contact points for 
> artistic effect. Guarantied to burnish jack tips and balancier contact 
> points.   Added friction is sure to develop finger muscles. Perfect for 
> lazy students.
>   Special percussion effect bushings, made of super Teflon.  Historically 
> significant.
>   Maple shanks have a beautiful figured grain.  Magically they twist at will.
>   No two flanges the same, each one is individual, with gummed paper, or 
> sand paper shims attached.
>   An investment opportunity if saved until the year 2050.
>
>This is a once only offer. And will be sold to the highest bidder. 
>Shipping and Canadian Goods and Services Tax is extra.
>
>Roger


Oooooh. ROG!  I need them!!   Their catharsis value as kindling is far 
greater to me (since i very much doubt that i'll become a centenarian) than 
any histerical value in 2050.

A loonie should cover it, right?



Conrad Hoffsommer
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