For Sale

[Roger Jolly]

For sale,
                  Collectors Edition Steinway and Sons, Hammer shanks.  Mid 
70's Vintage.  Special added features.

   Beautiful white felt knuckles, Graphite added at contact points for 
artistic effect. Guarantied to burnish jack tips and balancier contact 
points.   Added friction is sure to develop finger muscles. Perfect for 
lazy students.
   Special percussion effect bushings, made of super Teflon.  Historically 
significant.
   Maple shanks have a beautiful figured grain.  Magically they twist at will.
   No two flanges the same, each one is individual, with gummed paper, or 
sand paper shims attached.
   An investment opportunity if saved until the year 2050.

This is a once only offer. And will be sold to the highest bidder. Shipping 
and Canadian Goods and Services Tax is extra.

Roger