Scottish Humour What Do You Call Yours? Donald was asked by his friend Morag what he called his wife. He thought for a minute and then replied "I usually call her 'darling' but sometimes it's 'sweetheart' or some other term of endearment." Morag sighed and commented that Donald was very sweet and romantic. Donald thought for a few more minutes and then admitted: "Not really. I forgot her name years ago". Getting in Shape Davie was constantly being told by his wife to lose weight and get in shape. But Davie argues that he is already in shape - he maintains that "round" is a shape... Chasing the Girls Maisie was asked if she was concerned that after 40 years of marriage, her husband was still chasing after young girls. "Not in the least" she replied. "It's a bit like dogs chasing after cars - they wouldn't know what to do if they caught one..." John M. Ross Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada jrpiano@win.eastlink.ca
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