Yes, and they are fixing to get a lot richer since they've discovered an efficient, computer-controlled method of using hydrogen to power automobiles! Alan R. Barnard Salem, MO P.S. April Fuel. -----Original Message----- From: Hechler Family [mailto:dahechler@charter.net] Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 6:26 PM To: pianotech Subject: OT: * Microsoft Wins Patent for Software Industry Monopolization * Microsoft Wins Patent for Software Industry Monopolization Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation today announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) has officially awarded the company Patent No. 7,543,332, entitled "Method of Monopolizing a Software Industry." The patent, filed in 1995, covers the development of operating systems and desktop applications that render users helplessly dependent upon flawed yet ubiquitous software platforms. "Microsoft has been a leader and an innovator in this field for years," said Ari Ukidingme, a spokesman for the software giant. "We figured - Hey, why not use it to get a legal monopoly?" Microsoft says it has no plans to sue on the patent at present but has entered into licensing negotiations with SCO over its Linux-related activities. -- Duaine Hechler Piano, Player Piano, Organ, Pump Organ Tuning, Servicing & Rebuilding Associate Member of the Piano Technicians Guild Reed Organ Society Member St. Louis, MO 63034 (314) 838-5587 dahechler@charter.net --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.627 / Virus Database: 402 - Release Date: 3/16/2004 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.627 / Virus Database: 402 - Release Date: 3/16/2004
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