This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment > To link an honest questioner (me) to "PETA freaks" looks way too = reactionary, from my point > of view. I hope no one tries to make a joke of it, as you would like = to. >=20 > Regards, > Clyde Ha! Sorry, it was pretty funny to me. Still is. PETA was only an = example, (one of my favorite organizations to make fun of), not a = comparison to you personally. LET'S SEE, MAYBE I CAN THINK OF A BETTER JOKE... (Late night piano tech = stand-up routine) And now, from the fabulous musical comedy club in Las Vegas.... =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I just flew in from the PTG = convention and boy are my arms tired! So how many techs do we have from = out of town? I understand some of you have been concerned about recycling the lead = from old keys. I heard an interesting story about this recently: Two piano technicians walk into a bar. One says to the other, "say, what do you do with old key leads?" Overhearing the conversation the bar tender walks over and says, "No = problem, just bring them here" "Bring them here? Why?" the tech asks. "Because, people are always looking for a little heavy action around = here when getting hammered". (Bada boom bada psheeee!) Hey, ivorysemble that remark! But seriously folks... Without = physically removing the leads is there a simpler way to make a piano = lighter? Sure, just start playing heavy metal. That way you empty out = all the music. (Badump boom psheee!) But really, we should all take recycling serious. And we really ought = to be recycling old strings. The single strings can become unicycles, = the double strings can become bicycles, and the three string notes can = become tricycles. (Badabump bada pshechee!) Tuning pins, now there's a thing that can be reused. After all, with so = many years of turning it's time to turn them into something else. = Speaking of turning, what's the easiest way to tune unequal temperament? = Use random string and pin sizes. (Bah dump bada boom psheeee!) Now plastic, there's a new one. You know, a lot of companies are = starting to use plastic parts instead of wood... you see this way you = save conventional forests. Instead you cut down plastic forests, like = the ones where artificial Christmas trees come from. (Bada dump bada dump bada phseeee!) But seriously, a lot of wood goes into the construction of a piano. And = there are limited resources too. And some of those parts don't even = come from trees. Let's see, you've got butts, legs, heals, heads, = cheeks, nose bolts... there are a lot of human aspects to this business. = And sometimes these parts go bad. Like Veneer for example. If it gets = wet and peels it will develop veneerial disease! (Bada boom bada psheeee!) Of course we do have to be careful not to be too wasteful in piano = construction. Even our animal friends give it up for our enjoyment. = Buckskin leather for example is used extensively. And the hide glue = that the Jell-O people sacrificed for us. And how about the sheep that = gave us felt for which there otherwise would be no pianos. Some of our = animal friends aren't able to help us anymore however. For example we = aren't aloud to use ivory for keys anymore because of the endangered = elephants. Perhaps the most abuse however is to be blamed on Wurlitzer = for their extensive use of naugahide. Why today there are almost no = naugas left and rumor has it that the avocado green ones are now = extinct. Now companies all over the world are being forced to use = "imitation Nauga". (Badump boom psheee!) Thank you ladies and gentleman, you have been a wonderful audience! (Applause, applause, applause!) Rob Goodale, RPT Las Vegas, NV ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/84/e0/02/71/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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