---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment In a message dated 3/3/2002 10:13:17 AM Pacific Standard Time, Billbrpt@AOL.COM writes: > Subj:Air Piano (was Air Car) > Date:3/3/2002 10:13:17 AM Pacific Standard Time > From:<A HREF="mailto:Billbrpt@AOL.COM">Billbrpt@AOL.COM</A> > Reply-to:<A HREF="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> > To:<A HREF="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> > Sent from the Internet > > Bill Excellent cynicism!! >>>>Dale>.... > > Hey! How about an Air Piano? One that tunes itself all by means of > compressed air stored in tanks right next to the humidifier! On each > tuning pin, there will be a permanently installed socket operated by an air > powered solenoid. All you'll have to do before playing the piano (which > means inserting the disk and pressing the "Play" button because nobody will > need or have time to learn to play the piano anymore), is move the dial > indicator to the "Tune" mode and press "Start". > > The whole process is expected to take only 3 or 4 minutes. Over each > unison, there will be a magnetic pickup which will sense the pitch or the > string as it is. The Player System's special tune disc will play each note > (starting on A0 and continuing through to C88) and feed the signal into a > permanently installed tuning system based on a hybrid combination of the > SAT, RCT, Tunelab and Verituner but all installed out of sight and out of > mind. > > The tuning program will send a signal to the air powered solenoid which > will instantly adjust the pitch of the string to the desired, programmed > choice with a quick, jarring movement similar to that of the impact tuning > hammer. The difference between the new, high tech, auto tuning and the old > fashioned manual tuning will be that the Air Piano's tuning system will get > it right the first time and every time and you won't have a bill to pay! > > You won't be limited to ET either. The tuning system comes with a disc > with all of the known tuning and temperament arrangements ever conceived > (except for the outlawed 1/7 Comma Meantone and EBVT) from Pythagorean to > 19 TET. Included will be the meanest of the Meantones (except the 1/7), > the Thomas Young and the Thomas not so young, morphed into the Vallotti > with three fold Wolf substitution, the Marpurgs A-Z, the best and the worst > of the Broadwoods, including the usual, all the way to ET with pure 5ths > and of course the good ol' ET with not so pure 5ths. You'll even have the > choice of a mild Reverse Well for pieces by Chopin if that suits your > taste. > > The new Air Pianos are expected to be on display at the Winter NAMM show of > 2020. The expected cost of the Air Piano Auto Tuning System will only be > $350 in addition to the usual cost of the piano. The amazingly low cost > will be due to cheap labor from Afghanistan whose entire society is willing > to work for an average wage of about $1 a month, never having known > anything better. > > Further expected developments in the new Air Pianos will be self cleaning, > self aligning and self regulating systems. The industry foresees no need > for self key leveling systems because the piano which by this time will be > completely automatic, will have no need for manual play. Instead, there > will be some imitation plastic keys which will never need leveling but will > also have no function except the nostalgic one for people who remember when > pianos used to have to be manually played and serviced. > > The inventor is Mr. Otto Keys of Peoria, Illinois. His idea has been > purchased by Kimball International, a hugely successful company with very > deep pockets who has decided to reenter the piano business after a long > hiatus. "We don't plan on retrofitting any of our old product, they're > obsolete", says CEO Robert Wisenheimer who recently came on board after > leaving his position at Dial Soap. "We're introducing an entirely new > product line where none of the mistakes of the past will be repeated". > > Bill Bremmer RPT > Madison, ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/c1/88/23/a7/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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