[Fwd: Fw: Training Courses for Women]

[Jeannie Grassi]

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  From: owner-pianotech@ptg.org [mailto:owner-pianotech@ptg.org]On Behalf Of
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  Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 10:07 AM
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  Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Training Courses for Women]



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  Subject: Training Courses for WomenMessage-ID:
?003c01c16d34$135eee40$1300000a@baybox?  ?? ? Women think they already know
everything, but wait, training courses
  ??are
  ?? ? ? now available for women on the following subjects:
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
  ??Game
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet
Too.
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 12. Introduction to Parking
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air
  ?? ? ?  fresheners)
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ? 26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
  ?? ? ?
  ?? ? ?  Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.

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