Soundboard Problems.

Robert Goodale rrg@nevada.edu
Fri, 27 Jul 2001 20:58:27 -0500


Ahhh yes, thank you so much for the elegant and forensic analysis.  I would LOVE to
hear you explain the human central nervous system sometime!!

Rob Goodale, RPT
Las Vegas, NV


Ron Nossaman wrote:

> Yes, it should have. Traditionally, Gremlins, Trolls, Pookas, Tommyknockers,
> Elves, Leprechauns, Bogeymen, Spooks, Evil spirits, Wendegos, Woolybuggers,
> Sprites, (sundry) Lessor Demons, guys named Lenny, and vague Republican
> influences conspire through a highly unlikely but difficult to defend against
> set of circumstances to staunch (good word, that) the flow of glue in the
> assembly line at a crucial moment in the piano creation process, resulting in a
> perimiterous deficiencii condition in the glue application portion of the
> program as it applies to the soundboard perimeter. More simply put, they
> screwed up and didn't get the sucker glued in properly. Fortunately, the
> automatic honking, buzzing, rasping, rattling, utterly annoying loose
> soundboard noise is pretty much automatically activated as a result of this
> collective action/omission, to alert the presumably nominally alert technician
> to the condition so that he/she can arrange to apply the appropriate Pooka Bane
> (Titebond) to the adhesively challenged area as a corrective measure.



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