(OT) MORE FUNNY STUFF

[Richard Brekne]

List... Thought you might get a kick out of this..Got sent to me
today... I am sure you girls out there will get an extra kick out of
this.


Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated

flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and
NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no
avail.

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED ME
and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty
3.0 and
Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to
GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly"
wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional
software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0
and
Lingerie 5.3.

Tech Support




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Richard Brekne
RPT, N.P.T.F.
Bergen, Norway
mailto:rbrekne@broadpark.no