Election

[Dan Hallett Jr.]

As elections are still discussed, I thought the following might bring a
smile.

Dan Hallett

New Rules for Golf

1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par, or an acceptable
score.

2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand. Republicans are not allowed
to keep score
    at all, as the Democrats will appoint someone to keep score for them.

3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic appointee
will sue in
    Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score is invalid.

4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow for less
confusion); Republicans will
     use the regulation size holes.

5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if the Democrat
intended it to go in,
    and can certify  this by written statement.

6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can prove one
of the
    following:

        a) Trees were improperly placed on the course
        b) Wind speed was too strong
        c) Water was placed on the course in a way that confused the
Democrat on club
            selection