Enjoy! ----- Original Message ----- From: Judy Magidson <keyboardmagic@email.com> Sent: Monday, May 29, 2000 4:49 PM Subject: Why computers crash!! > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, > And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, > And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, > Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash > And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; > And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, > Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house > Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, > But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol > That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, > And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, > So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; > Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang > 'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk > And the macro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk > Then you'll have to flash the memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM. > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! > > ----------------------------------------------- > FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.com > Reserve your name now at http://www.email.com > > > > - > MITA Private Email Forum - Visit our MITA website: www.MitaTechs.com > Attend the Las Vegas MITA Convention, July 17-21, 2000, Plaza Hotel > For questions or comments, send email to: listmaster@mitatechs.com > For Mita Forum commands, go to: www.MitaTechs.com/emailmess.html#forum
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