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[Richard Moody]

> Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano tuner,
>
> Kent Swafford

Is this the original quote?   "I have heard, "don't shoot me I am only the
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Anyhow the quote "I am only the piano tuner" has worked for me countless
times.   Now if I only knew where "Don't shoot me "  comes from....    ric