Talk the talk, (off topic)

robert goodale rrg@nevada.edu
Wed, 02 Feb 2000 22:01:02 -0800


OFF TOPIC!

I discovered a link that might amuse some of those on the lighter
side of the fence.

http://lucent-tts.epresence.com/demo4.html

It is a speech synthesizer.  Type in what you want, click, and it
will speak the text for you.  It could be really useful to for
calling up clients who you don't want to service anymore, (you
know, like the lady with the yippity poodle who won't shup up...
and neither will the dog).

"We are sorry, "Mr. Toon-it" has been promoted to CEO of the
happy note piano company and can no longer serve little ingrates
like you".

Or perhaps...
"You have ten days to pay your bill or we will come to your house
and force you to listen to Donny and Marie albums".

Just think of how much fun you could have with your answering
machine!

Rob Goodale, RPT
Las Vegas, NV



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