One for Christopher/or Donald Duck or what ever

[David Ilvedson, RPT]

Ho, ho, ho...;-]

David I.

-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Moffatt <moffattr@cadvision.com>
To: pianotech@ptg.org <pianotech@ptg.org>
Date: Thursday, December 14, 2000 7:05 PM
Subject: One for Christopher/or Donald Duck or what ever


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What the hell, Merry Christmas