Rottweiler in Piano

[Richard Moody]

> "> Let's face it he would have to know if it was a grand or upright."
>
> Wow John, you must have a pretty high level clientele! I run across a
number
> of folks that don't know whether they have a grand or a vertical piano. I
> often have to do the "does it go up against the wall?" thing. 'Course, we
> don't count very well down here in this heck of the woods either!
>

Back in the 70 and 80's in the City I used to get a call about every two
years, "I have a grand piano for sale".   You may ask how I learned to ask,
"Does it have 3 legs or four?"   ---ric