Political Soapbox v. Piano Technology

[Christopher Witmer]

The subtitle is, "A Comprehensive Treatise on the Theory and Practice of
Political Machine Construction through Three Centuries; Including
Sections on the Tuning of Votamatic Player Mechanisms; Butterfly Ballot
Inspectors Reference; Adjusting Jurist Temperament and Media Pitch;
Restringing, Needling, and Hammering Your Opponent; Voter Metronome
Techniques; Regulating and Repairing Mob Harmonics; Effective
Demonstrations through the Use of Vocal Chords; Continually Revised and
Updated, and Now with a Special Supplement on Voodoo Prayers for
Invoking Spontaneous Human Combustion in Rival Practitioners of the Art"

J Patrick Draine wrote:
> 
> Dear Friends,
> Many of you seem to have misplaced your "Political Soapbox List"
> address, and are mistakenly posting such opinions here.
> It's so much more pleasant when we discuss piano technology on this list.
> Peace,
> Patrick