It's late, traffic is light, please forgive the bandwidth abuse. I'm obviously easily amused... but I like the last two best. >UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - I >Two engineering students were walking across campus when one >said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" > >The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along >yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode >up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all >her clothes, and said, "Take what you want." > >The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes >probably wouldn't have fit." > > >UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - II >An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether >it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The >architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid >foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he >enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and >mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." > >"Both?" > >Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will >each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you >can go to the plant and get some work done." > > >UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - III >What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil >Engineers? >Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build >targets. > > >UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS (and other folks with degrees) - IV >The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" >The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" >The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it >cost?" >The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with >that?" > > >UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - V >To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the >glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big >as it needs to be. > Ron N
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