World's Worst Tuner

[Jon Page]

That certainly beats the guy who used to be around here,
he had a hearing aid in each ear.
Jon Page
Harwich Port, Cape Cod, Mass. (jpage@capecod.net)
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> I imagine that the phonograph tuner must have seen a
>similar ad; something that said "Amaze people with your ability to im-
>mediately begin tuning pianos upon receipt of our record". They didn't
>lie. I WAS amazed. If he wasn't the world's WORST tuner, he certainly
>ranked in the top three! :-)
>Les Smith

Jon Page
Harwich Port, Cape Cod, Mass. (jpage@capecod.net)
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