Les, OK, so, I'm also a night owl. I love it. Tuning to records. There used to be a tuning "school" that "graded" tapes of "tuning" exercises sent in by mail. By the way, they also provided the tape recorder - batteries not included. Enough unequal temperament for the entire globe, I'm sure. Actually, years ago I did watch one fellow tune. Quite interesting. Tuning hammer. One rubber mute. Started with A1 and went up. I was positively entranced. He collected his $15 from the store manager and left. I was on that piano like a cat on a bug. Amazing. It worked. I've never seen anything like it before or since. He "coulda been a contenda". As it was, he was a drunk. Blew into town, tuned himself into and out of a few bottles and then disappeared down the road 'til "next time". Good, solid work. Everyone always had him tune a few. Ah, well. Sort of up there with Bush and Lane pianos... Good night, all. Horace At 04:20 AM 3/11/97 -0500, you wrote: >It's 3:40 AM and you guys are still posting, so I thought "what the >heck", I've got time for one more! The topic is the "World's Worst >Tuner", or, at least the worst I ever heard. We've all seen our share >of "cobbler" tunings, but never anything like this. > >I've known tuners who set their temperament octave by using a set of >chromatic tuning forks and even one old-timer who did so by using a >set of chromatic pitch-pipes, but the worst I ever saw or heard was >the guy who tuned by phonograph record! > >I watched him tune a piano in a school in the early "60's. His tuning >kit consisted of a tuning hammer, some mutes, a record player and a >record. The record was a recording of the pitches of all 88 notes on >the piano. As the record played, he would try to match the string on the >piano to what he was hearing. As I remember it, he tuned the three >strings of the unisons one at a time to the record, and never to each >other and then just moved on to the next note. No checks were ever done >and I can't remember him even checking the octaves. He went over the >piano once, packed up his phonograph and record and moved on to the >next piano in the school. He had been low-bidder on the contract. I >just stood in amazement and watched him "tune", never before or since >seeing anything like it. After he left, I went over and tried out the >piano. It was my first introduction to the "Bad News Temperament" men- >tioned in an earlier post. > >Years ago, on the inside of books of matches, they used to have an ad >for a company that said "learn meat cutting at home" I always wondered >how that worked. I imagine that the phonograph tuner must have seen a >similar ad; something that said "Amaze people with your ability to im- >mediately begin tuning pianos upon receipt of our record". They didn't >lie. I WAS amazed. If he wasn't the world's WORST tuner, he certainly >ranked in the top three! :-) > >4:05 AM--I'm outta here! > >Les Smith >lessmith@buffnet.net > > > > Horace Greeley Stanford University email: hgreeley@leland.stanford.edu voice mail: 415.725.9062 LiNCS help line: 415.725.4627
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