It's 3:40 AM and you guys are still posting, so I thought "what the heck", I've got time for one more! The topic is the "World's Worst Tuner", or, at least the worst I ever heard. We've all seen our share of "cobbler" tunings, but never anything like this. I've known tuners who set their temperament octave by using a set of chromatic tuning forks and even one old-timer who did so by using a set of chromatic pitch-pipes, but the worst I ever saw or heard was the guy who tuned by phonograph record! I watched him tune a piano in a school in the early "60's. His tuning kit consisted of a tuning hammer, some mutes, a record player and a record. The record was a recording of the pitches of all 88 notes on the piano. As the record played, he would try to match the string on the piano to what he was hearing. As I remember it, he tuned the three strings of the unisons one at a time to the record, and never to each other and then just moved on to the next note. No checks were ever done and I can't remember him even checking the octaves. He went over the piano once, packed up his phonograph and record and moved on to the next piano in the school. He had been low-bidder on the contract. I just stood in amazement and watched him "tune", never before or since seeing anything like it. After he left, I went over and tried out the piano. It was my first introduction to the "Bad News Temperament" men- tioned in an earlier post. Years ago, on the inside of books of matches, they used to have an ad for a company that said "learn meat cutting at home" I always wondered how that worked. I imagine that the phonograph tuner must have seen a similar ad; something that said "Amaze people with your ability to im- mediately begin tuning pianos upon receipt of our record". They didn't lie. I WAS amazed. If he wasn't the world's WORST tuner, he certainly ranked in the top three! :-) 4:05 AM--I'm outta here! Les Smith lessmith@buffnet.net
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