Perfect Pitch

[Tom Myler]

> From: PDtek@aol.com
> To: pianotech@ptg.org
> Subject: Re: Perfect Pitch
> Date: Friday, July 11, 1997 7:50 PM
> 
> 
> Definition of Perfect Pitch - Throwing a banjo in the toilet without
touching
> the rim.
> 
> couldn't resist, sorry
> 
> Dave Bunch


Which reminds me of the definition of "optimist":

An accordionist with an answering machine.


Tom