Barrie and Willem say; >We do have our share of lawyers, and there does seem to be more than enough >law suits over trivial things, it is not as bad as it sounds. (knock on >wood). > >Willem Blees > >>Don't Knock to hard or you may be sued for disturbing the peace. :-) What I heard recently was; Four surgeons were taking a coffe break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded. The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangable." Later, Ed Foote
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