Just when you think you've experienced it all--you haven't. A lady = antique dealer called me to appraise two 100 year old antique pianos. At = her store was a man who had just unloaded two uprights. His Dodge van = had Maine license plates and he was pulling a trailer. These two pianos = were as bad as pianos can be, just awful. One was a Harrington No. 32616--1909. Most of the damper lever springs = were broken. It measured 113 cents flat with an Accu-tuner. The other = was a Sterling No. 74635--1918 and was 150 cents flat. It had a crack in = the bass bridge as big as the Grand Canyon. Both were filthy dirty, = rusty, almost no ivories left, hard felts, no straps, moth damaged, = veneer loose on cabinets. Both pianos had loose frame joints and the = upper pin block planks were tilting slightly forward. Probably the = reason they were so flat. For some reason the tuning were tight = enough--sure at 113 and 153 cents flat. The man was trying to peddle these junkers on Mrs. Antique (Mrs. A). = Right in front of the man and Mrs. A I began to emphatically state = these pianos were worthless. The peddler and even Mrs. A just couldn't = believe it and tried to debate with me. I then told them I wouldn't take = these pianos if they were given to me, trying to emphasize my point.=20 This man claimed he had purchased these pianos from a reputable dealer = in Maine and had paid $1700 for the two. This dealership had existed = almost 200 years which really really made the the dealer reputable. It's = doubtful he even acquired them from any dealer. He wasn't happy to see = me there as I tried to prevent him from unloading this junk on Mrs. A. = Well the lady finally paid me my appraisal fee and in her office = admitted she was spooked. So it was assumed this character would soon be trucking down the = interstate dragging these critters out of our area. WRONG!!! A couple = days later a sweet young voice called us inquiring about a used piano = she had found. "Have you ever heard of a Harrington piano?" she asked. = Sure enough, it was the same piano. I couldn't believe it. Mrs. Antique = must have caved into this guy after all and now she was trying to peddle = it on the public. She hired and paid for an appraisal and then ignored = it. Shows how much clout I have around here--zelch, zippo with antique = dealers anyway. There's more. Before I arrived the guy had somehow let Mrs. A know that = he was a born again Christian. He also spun this tale how he and his = wife had their money and credit cards stolen out of their van while = having a picnic in Nebraska. Then his story really became sad. The $1700 = for the pianos was borrowed from his mother. He was full of baloney and = I was almost laughing in his face but Mrs. Antique might have felt sorry = for the guy. I still don't know how he happened to be in Billings, MT. So what other antique junk is Mrs. Antique selling knowing it is = worthless? My experience with "antique" pianos has been almost 100% = negative. Some of these dealers at least must be in their own world--the = world of ambiguity. Sy Zabrocki--RPT only4zab@imt.net
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