>>> It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas >>edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Texas. >If you have one of the Texas editions, you may need some help understanding >the commands. >>> >>> The Texas edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. > It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of Sam Houston superimposed >on a picture of the Alamo. It is shipped with a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders >screen saver. >>> >>> Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse", My Computer is >called "This Infernal Contraption", Dialup Networking is called "Good Ol' >Boys", the Control Panel is known as the "Dern Dashboard", Hard Drive is >referred to as "4-Wheel Drive", and floppies are "Them Little Ole Plastic >Disc Thangs". >>> >>> Other features: instead of an error message, you get a Winder covered >with a garbage bag and duct tape. Also note the following: >>> >>> OK = ats aww-right >>> Cancel = hail no >>> Reset = awe shoot >>> Yes = shore >>> No = Naaaa >>> Find = hunt fer it >>> Go to = over yonder >>> Back = back yonder >>> Help = hep me o' here >>> Stop = ternit off >>> Start = crank it up >>> Settings = sittins >>> Programs = stuff at does stuff >>> Documents = stuff I done done >>> >>> We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a >>>copy of >the Texas edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. >>> >> Conrad, We have words here in Texas that they just don't have in other parts of the country. As a native Texan, I feel it my duty to add a few prases and words to the Lexicon, just in case you're ever lost and end up in Texas: 1. Mom'n'em - your mother and her friends. "Hey baby! How's ye mom'n'em?" 2. Ovair - elswhere. I put that thang "ovair". 3. Yeont to? - would you like to? Hey, we goin' the mall, yeont to? 4. Jeet yet? - have you had lunch? "Hey, jeet yet? Yeont to?" By the way Conrad, are your virtual flame suits Y2K compliant yet? Tom Seay mailto:t.seay@mail.utexas.edu
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