>> It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas >edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Texas. If you have one of the Texas editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. >> >> The Texas edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of Sam Houston superimposed on a picture of the Alamo. It is shipped with a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders screen saver. >> >> Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse", My Computer is called "This Infernal Contraption", Dialup Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys", the Control Panel is known as the "Dern Dashboard", Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive", and floppies are "Them Little Ole Plastic Disc Thangs". >> >> Other features: instead of an error message, you get a Winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. Also note the following: >> >> OK = ats aww-right >> Cancel = hail no >> Reset = awe shoot >> Yes = shore >> No = Naaaa >> Find = hunt fer it >> Go to = over yonder >> Back = back yonder >> Help = hep me o' here >> Stop = ternit off >> Start = crank it up >> Settings = sittins >> Programs = stuff at does stuff >> Documents = stuff I done done >> >> We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Texas edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. >> > Conrad Hoffsommer - Music Technician mailto:hoffsoco@luther.edu Luther College (319)-387-1204 Decorah, Iowa 52101-1045 "I'm glad you enjoyed the tuning. Now I hope you enjoy the playing more." - Ravi Shankar
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