Speaking of menus

[David Doremus]

Apologies if yall have seen this before but the menu made me think of it 
and I couldnt resist...

-Dave
 New Orleans


>
> A C, and Eb, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we 
> don't serve minors." So the Eb leaves and the C and the G have an open 
> fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and 
> the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, 
> but is not sharp enough.
> A D comes into the bar and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. 
> I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the 
> bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. 
> Then the bartender notices a Bb hiding at the end of the bar and 
> exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this 
> bar tonight. "
> The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 
> 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have 
> a nice corporate job) says , "You're looking sharp tonight- Come on 
> in. This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as 
> the Eb takes off his suit, and everything else, and is au natural.
> Eventually the C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a 
> rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the 
> diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda 
> at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is 
> found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all 
> contrary motions are bassless.



> A Diminished 5^th of Jack Daniels