Speaking of menus

[Alan Barnard]

Nice effort, but you're obviously going a little to local there, if not loco. 

Alan Barnard
Salem, MO




Original message
From: "Willem Blees" 
To: Pianotech at ptg.org
Received: 3/10/2008 7:18:09 PM
Subject: Speaking of menus


 A while back, just before he died, Michael Landon appeared on the Johnny Carson Show and read a "Road Kill" menu. Shortly afterwards, while we were on a trip, my wife and I, along with our two boys, came up with a Piano Technician's Menu.  Enjoy. 


Willem (Wim) Blees, RPT
Piano Tuner/Technician
Honolulu, HI
Author of 
The Business of Piano Tuning
available from Potter Press
www.pianotuning.com


Piano Technician’s Menu

Drinks
Your choice of balance or front rail punch
A Diminished 5th of Jack Daniels
Egg Knob
A Case of Beer
So-La-Ti (our special blend of herb tea)

Appetizers (Hors D’oeuvres)
Stuffed Mushroom Capstans
Deep Fried Soundboard Buttons
String cheese
Egg Drop Screw Soup
Southern Fried Key Buttons
Marinated Monkey

Miscellaneous ( A LA Cart)
Stack of Pancakes
Treble String Beans
Lettuce Wedge
Key Bed of Spinach
Sour “do” Piano Rolls
Half Baked Piano Rolls (taken out of the oven a 16th hour early)
Wippen Potatoes (erved with spoons)
Potatoes chipped, (up to 445)

Pork, Steak, Lamb & Poultry
Butt Steak
Pork Belly Rail
Bar-B-Q Baby Back  Check Ribs
Hammer Shank Steak
New York Temperament Strip Steak
Let-off Rack of Lamb
Dark & White Turkey
Becket O’ Chicken

C Food
Lobster Tails
Bass Strings
Fish Prop Sticks
Jack Salmon
Fillet of Sol

Desserts.
Key Lime Pie
Plate Horn O’ Plenty




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