Puzzler

[Michael Magness]

On Jan 31, 2008 5:31 AM, Conrad Hoffsommer <hoffsoco at luther.edu> wrote:

> Alan Barnard wrote:
> >
> > Michael, Michael, Michael ..... tsk, tsk ... have you learned nothing in
> > this business? Here is a hard and fast rule, to be ignored only at peril
> > of your sanity:
> >
> > The fix for any and all "Winter & (probably illegitimate) Sons" spinet
> > piano(?) problems is a half gallon of kerosene and a common kitchen
> match.
> >
> > Alan Barnard
> > Salem, MO
>
>
>
>
> Alan, Alan, Alan,
>
> Shame, shame, shame!!
>
> That is a waste of good kerosene! Tree huggers will decry the
> unnecessarily large footprint of that process.  That match will do the
> job (albeit, more slowly) if you just light a wippen. You will then see
> the real inner glow of the alleged instrument.
>
> If you really MUST have accelerated action, remember that a spoonful of
> acetone makes the Winter thing go down...
>
> An0n
>

If you really MUST have accelerated action, remember that a spoonful of
acetone makes the Winter thing go down...

Groooooaaaan! Conrad pentameter is a terrible thing to waste especially on a
Winter!

Mike
-- 
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Michael Magness
Magness Piano Service
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www.IFixPianos.com
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