Why I don't post- disclaimer

[Ron Nossaman]

> I failed to include the small print disclaimer to my last post:
>  
> *One possible exception to not being afraid to post on the list:   
> There's this longhair hippie lookin guy, somewhere in the black mountain 
> hills of Kansas, Ron somthinerother, that you'll need to watch out for. 
> My suggestion for viewing his reply to your posts would be to don a 
> hazmat suit, have an English dictionary, mechanical engineering quick 
> reference guide, physics book for dummies, calculus reference guide, 
> quantum physics handbook, cosmic encyclopedia of the history of the 
> universe, updated guide to American colloquialisms, memorize the list 
> archives, obtain a copy of "alternative non-intuitive approaches to 
> linear and non-linear quandary enigmas"  (soon to be released by yours 
> truly after stealing a few more ideas from Ron,, available here on the 
> list at a revolutionary, one time only introductory price of $29.99 plus 
> shipping, handling, import duties, royalties, and legal binding limited 
> liability and non-disclosure fees), and the "Basic self-analysis/ 
> self-help method book with 10 easy to follow steps for achieving and 
> maintaining cogent self-esteem after being shredded on the pianotech 
> list" (also available on the list soon),  and read on. With the these 
> puissant tools in hand, I believe you will find him to be a very 
> friendly, kind, caring, knowledgeable individual.  8-))
> 
> 
> /                Michael Spreeman

Ooooooo, I want one too! As a contributing party (no, relax, 
not that kind of party), do I get a free copy - not assuming 
it'll be necessarily complimentary?

I'm gonna go wait out by the mailbox, just in case.

Ooooooo...
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Ron N