Light hearted stuff for a lazy monday. Carl From: Chad Desrosiers [mailto:musicman_798 at hotmail.com] > Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:22 AM > To: duetkl at mts.net; themusiczealot at hotmail.com > Subject: > > C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't > serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open > fifth > > between them. > > After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. F comes in > and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into > the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just > be > > a second. > > A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this > relative > of C is not a minor. > > Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and > exclaims: > > "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." > > The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit > with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate > job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come > on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as > the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au > naturel. > > Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C > is > > brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a > minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up-scale > correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any > wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are > bassless. > > The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, > the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much > treble, > > he needs a rest - and closes the bar > > _________________________________________________________________ > Windows Live Hotmail gives you the control you need to help you keep your > e-mail private, safe and secure. See for yourself! > www.newhotmail.ca?icid=WLHMENCA147 > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.2/893 - Release Date: 7/9/2007 > 5:22 PM >
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