Hi DL! You forgot ONE LITTLE THING....the piano tuner ALSO did not wash his hands prior to going to work ( something I always do as soon as I enter the home ) leaving greasy filth ( from his steering wheel ) and salty sweat all over the piano's interior, causing rust on the strings, pressure bar, etc .... Thump --- "D.L. Bullock" <dlbullock@att.net> wrote: > Why would someone change tuners? Do you recognize > yourself in the following > story? If so, it is time for a drastic change. > > The tuner arrived in a very loud, very beat up truck > that leaked oil all > over the driveway. He came in wearing shabby work > clothes that judging from > the smell had not been washed for a week and were > probably slept in the > night before. His personal hygiene was such that > the lady of the house had > to use her dish towel to breathe and left the room > quickly after showing him > to the piano. For three hours after he left, the > room smelled of him even > with all the windows and doors open. Of course the > open windows changed the > temperature in the piano drastically. > > His tool box was huge and metal. It was so big and > heavy that he seemed to > have trouble carrying it and left several dents in > furniture in the path > from front door to piano. His box was placed on the > ivory carpet and when > he left it left several spots. When he picked it up > to go it pulled a long > piece of yarn out of the carpet. When he put his > tools on the piano he left > several scratches on the piano case. While tuning, > he knocked several spots > into the gold plate that are now black. > > When he replaced that string that has been gone for > several years, there is > something different about it. It does not look like > the ones around it. It > wraps around the tuning peg real funny. There is a > little sharp piece of > piano string that sticks out of two of those tuning > pegs now. The wire on > all the others is all going around the pin and > bunched together, but his new > one has the wire crossing itself and all spread out. > > The hammer he replaced sticks way up above all the > other hammers. It rubs > the one next to it. > > When he tuned the piano the lady noticed that he did > not tune the top five > or six notes. They were fine, he said. The lowest > bass notes he did not > bother with either, You can't hear those anyway, he > said. > > When the lady got the windows all closed having > aired out the room, she sat > down to the piano to play her nicely tuned piano. > She played a while and > decided that tuning it really did not make that much > difference. She > wondered why people always say you should tune your > piano regularly. It did > not sound all that different and that one that had > the missing string was > all wonky sounding. She decided that it would be a > really long time before > she ever had another tuner out to work on her piano. > > > D.L. Bullock St. Louis > www.thepianoworld.com > > Put the worlds greatest healer to work for WHATEVER > health problem you may > have----YOUR OWN IMMUNE SYSTEM. Your body is > capable of healing EVERY > disease if you give it the right fuel. Visit > http://www.mannapages.com/dlbullock to learn how to > get the right fuel. > Also www.glycoscience.org > _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote.yahoo.com
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