ROTFLMHO THANKS!!!!!!! Joe Goss RPT Mother Goose Tools imatunr@srvinet.com www.mothergoosetools.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Richard Oliver Snelson" <rsnelson0984@mchsi.com> To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 4:08 PM Subject: Re: Hammer bore dimension > First of all President Bush would call a cabinet meeting to discuss the > piano. > Colin Powell would ask if he was sure the piano needed the overhaul. > Donald Rumsfeld would state lets just send in the troop to tear it up a bit. > John Ashcroft would question who caused it to need the overhaul. > Chaney would they say, Let's get Halliburton to do the work. > John Snow of Treasury would scream, do we have the money for that? > President Bush would decide and email his good friends: > LarryinAtlanta@aol.com and Carl Meyer > to do the work. He would have called PianoTunaGuy but he didn't > know what the hell his name is. > > See folk I'm feeling a lot better about the election. > > > Richard Oliver Snelson > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Phillip Ford" <fordpiano@earthlink.net> > To: <pianotech@ptg.org> > Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 4:04 PM > Subject: Hammer bore dimension > > > > Since this is a political list now I'll attempt to keep this on > > topic. Let's say that George Bush, in an attempt to make good on his > > claim > > that "I'm a uniter, not a divider", hires John Kerry to rebuild his > > piano (assuming he has one). John, in a spirit of bipartisanship, decides > > to do the best job he can. One of the things he decides to do is put on > > some new hammers. He measures string heights at several locations and > > hammer center heights. He had planned to take the difference in these two > > measurements and use this as the hammer bore dimension. However, he finds > > that the difference is not constant. Here are some sample figures of what > > he finds: > > > > Note 21 Difference = 51 mm > > Note 62 Difference = 53 mm > > Note 88 Difference = 49 mm > > > > What should John do? > > > > 1. Use the same bore dimension on all hammers? Why? Which dimension > > should he use? > > > > 2. Vary the bore from note 21 to note 88? Why? > > > > Phil Ford > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives > > > > > _______________________________________________ > pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives >
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