Scottish Humour How Many? Kenny from Kelvinside decided that he would be able to advance his banking career if he learned how to play golf - all the top management seemed to play that game. He took a few lessons and then went out to try out his new skills. After six hours on the course he returned to the clubhouse where he bumped into one his colleagues. "How did you get in?" he was asked. "Not bad," replied Kenny. "Seventy-two strokes". His colleague was impressed (if a bit dubious) and said "That's most impressive - 72 is par for the 18 holes." Kenny looked surprised and replied "You mean there's more than one hole to play?" A Hole in One Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." John M. Ross Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada jrpiano@win.eastlink.ca
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