----- Original Message ----- From: "Hechler Family" <dahechler@charter.net> To: "pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2004 9:30 PM Subject: OT: Odds & Ends > *This was extracted from one of my local newspapers:* > > *Odds & Ends* > > > Two doctors opened an office in a town and put up a sign reading “Dr. > Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.” > > > The town Council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors > changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors”. This was not acceptable either. > > > In an effort to satisfy the Council, they changed the sign to “Schizoids > and Hemorrhoids”. No go. Next they tried :Catatonics and High Colonics.” > Thumbs down again. Then came “Manic-Depressives and Anal Rententives” > Still not good. > > > How about “Minds and Behinds?” Unacceptable again, so they tried “Lost > Souls and Ass Holes”. Still no go. Nor did ”Analysis and Anal Cysts”, > “Nuts and Butts”, “Freaks and Cheeks” or “Loons and Moons”, work either > > > Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a business > slogan they thought might be acceptable to the Council, “Dr. Smith and > Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends”. > > > Approved. > > > > -- > Duaine Hechler > Piano, Player Piano, Organ, Pump Organ > Tuning, Servicing & Rebuilding > Associate Member of the Piano Technicians Guild > Reed Organ Society Member > St. Louis, MO 63034 > (314) 838-5587 > dahechler@charter.net > > > _______________________________________________ > pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives
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