This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment Einstein was a vegetarian, eh? So was Hitler. And the conclusion is? Guess he wasn't all that smart, after all. (Ha, ha, jab, jab ... grinning all the while.) Was Einstein a genious? Well ... only in theory. You know what I hate more than anything? Retorical questions! But seriously folks: Did you know that it has been absolutely, scientifically proven that human saliva causes cancer when consumed in small quantities over a long period of time? True! And if you feed rats nothing but the human equivalent of two gallons a day of pure mother's milk, they will explode! Fact! And, by the way, that green stuff is a soy-based, life-threatening, vegetarian (i.e., wood-eating) form of tofungus. To cure it, place it near your BBQ and grill up some sizzling hot spare ribs. The delicious, mouth-watering aroma will drive the tofungus from its deviant woodetarian ways until it becomes happily carnivorous. But don't stand too close as it will then leap to your made-of-meat feet and mutate into toefungus, which is only curable by rubbing it with human saliva. Use your tongue as a handy applicator. And if the good Lord didn't want us eating animals, why did he make them out of meat? Hmmmm? There's no way to fight THAT kind of logic. And that's the news from Salem, MO Alan R. Barnard --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.627 / Virus Database: 402 - Release Date: 3/16/2004 ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/9d/0b/02/70/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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