For his SISTER????? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Ballard" <yardbird@vermontel.net> To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 8:33 PM Subject: Re: OT Aaargh!!...aka customer relations > At 12:50 PM -0500 10/21/03, Barbara Richmond wrote: > >The answer is around $25.00 or less. Just go to the lingerie > >department and ask the clerk for help if you are unsure of a good > >fit. I suppose for extreme cases, plastic surgery might be in > >order. That would cost more. :-) > > That's all well and good for you, Barbara, but if one of us guys > walked in there, asking for dressing room assistance from the sales > associate, it'd cost more like a $500 fine and a ten-evening Gender > Sensitivities class. Not that it happened to me, but I read in the > paper the other day where some guy wanted to buy something for his > sister and got hit with a public lewdness charge, and that's how much > it cost. Is this a great country or what? A woman walks out of the > store with her new purchase wrapped in tissue, and the guy gets > thrown in the slammer. > > <g> > > Mr. Bill > > "No, Please wait, you're all individuals" Brain Cohen, exasperated > "Yes, we're all individuals" the throng assembled in the street > below his window, in unison > "I'm not..." Lone dissenter. > ...........Monty Python's "Life of Brian" > +++++++++++++++++++++ > _______________________________________________ > pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives >
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