Price shopper call......

Ron Koval drwoodwind@hotmail.com
Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:56:04 +0000


List- a play in two acts:

Let me start by saying that I don't normally get calls from price shoppers.  
I'm part-time, never advertised, so most of the people that call know what 
to expect when I start talking with them.

Just got a  call last nite, I must've left a card with the guy at the 
mega-music store close to work, (45 mins. from home) because this woman 
mentioned getting my name from the store.

SHE: A couple of note not working, needs a tune, what do you charge?
(I'm not sure I even want to tune over there, I prefer closer to home)

ME: A "normal" tuning costs $95, with any additional work billed at $60/hr.

SHE: Big pause..... "Wow, that should be around $45" (Uh, oh, did I hear the 
Twilight Zone music...? Better back out of this one)

ME: Well, maybe you'd have more luck checking the Yellow Pages...?

SHE "Do you know what I charge my students for a lesson? $5.00! How about if 
you just come and fix the keys? (This person is a piano teacher?!?  Oh man, 
get me outaa here!)

ME: That would just be my labor rate, with a one hour minimum charge.

As she launched into the next portion of this pleasant digression from 
dinner, I decided I was done, interupted that she might want to check the 
Yellow pages, and hung up.

Imagine my surprise when she called back a few minutes later. (Isn't caller 
ID nice?)

SHE: "You're very rude" (Thanks, I'll add that to my resume..)

ME: Would you like to hire me, or just lecture me?

SHE: "You're very rude" and SHE hung up!

(Ah, closure to our little relationship...)


So, those of you that advertise, do you get this a lot?  Yikes!

Ron Koval
Chicagoland

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