Fw: [Experts] What instrument is inside a piano?

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Blue is .... well, ah, blue is .... uh .... well, actually that would depend
on your definition of  what "is" is.

Our crack legal team will get back to you on that ... uh, some time after
the elections ... on a holiday weekend when no one is watching the news ...
and we may bomb a lollipop factory in East Slobovia just to make sure you
don't notice our response to the question of the alleged color "blue," and
who blued whom, in the first place.

But we can release the following awfully, offal-ly officious obsequious and
obscurant oraficially official statements:

    "I ... did ... not ... have ... tints with that color, ... Blue!"
    "I may have dabbed in my youth but I never saturated."
    and "Can't we all just get a thong?"

Alan in Salem, MO

P.S. I like this definition of a grand piano: "A harp in a coffin."


----- Original Message -----
From: "Ron Nossaman" <RNossaman@cox.net>
To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Saturday, January 04, 2003 12:10 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: [Experts] What instrument is inside a piano?


>
> >>Neither. It would most resemble a hammer dulcimer.
> >
> >A pantalon, as described in Arthur Loesser's "Men, Women and Pianos".
> >
> >Bill Ballard RPT
>
>
> And what instrument would a drum most resemble, or a violin, or hand
bells?
>
> Overall, it's a pretty useless question.
>
> What color is blue?
>
> Ron N
>
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