Grand Island Tuner

[Ron Nossaman]

>Woman was shocked when the plumber gave her a bill for $500. "Why, that's
>$100 an hour." she said, "My husband is a neurosurgeon and he doesn't make
>that kind of money!"
>
>"It's true," said the plumber, "that's why I gave up medicine."
>
>Sorry.
>
>Alan Barnard

Don't be. If the water level in the basement corresponded to the need for a 
tuning, we could all be rich extortionists by Tuesday.

Ron N