At 6:55 PM -0400 10/23/02, Hliverman3@aol.com wrote:
>Two slices of Wonder Bread,one big slice of tomato,one big slice Velveeta
>cheese,one tablespoon Blue Plate Mayo,salt &pepper to taste. one paper plate,
>some paper towels..y'all are starting to get it ....No onion, 'cause it would
>spoil the pristene beauty,and deflower the sensitbilitys of the Sourthren
>pallate.
>These are generally eaten in twos,so double the quantities.
True connoisseurs know this. You are one. I must add that the recipe
requires a sweet, plump-to-bursting grapefruit-sized
pride-of-the-vine Big Boy. It also needs to be buried in as much mayo
as will not quite cause the slices of WonderBread to slide away from
each other. At the first bite, rivers of white-clotted red juice will
run down the wrists and arms, and from the sides of the mouth on to
the shirt. The only thing which will hide the evidence of such a
debauch is a shower and a fresh set of clothes.
I used to put a sheet of red lettuce on top of all this, but after a
while decided that the lettuce added about the same that the great
hooped skirts of the 19th century did, they were simply in the way of
better things.
>Bend foreward over the paper plate and enjoy..
Amen, brother. That's what we're talking about!
Bill Ballard RPT
NH Chapter, P.T.G.
"If you jabber like a jabberwocky and if you walk like a jabberwocky,
You must be a jabberwocky"
........... two punchy guys
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