---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment In a message dated 7/31/02 8:33:03 AM !!!First Boot!!!, sabalsillie@bigpond.com writes: > If you look at the formula for kinetic energy (which is the energy of > motion) it states that; > K=1/2*m*(v^2) > K=kinetic energy > m=mass > v=velocity > I thought for a moment then realised Sir Isaac must have been a piano > technician because this is the formula to show how much energy will be put > into a piano repair.If we change the meaning of the variables it now > becomes clear, > K=energy of motion of the piano technician > m=the amount of money assigned to the repair > v=the velocity at which the money arrives in the technicians bank account. > So the amount of money is only a small factor compared to speed at which it > is paid into your bank account. > Einstein had a improved theory which showed ; > e=m(c^2) > e=energy imparted by the technician > m-amount of money assigned > c=speed of light > So a large amount of energy is present when money appears in your bank > account before you even ask for it. > > Hope you all enjoyed > Stuart Balsillie > Piano Technician > Victoria > Australia > > Business must be slow at this time of year in Victoria, for you to think up this correlation. :) Wim ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/c1/63/c1/14/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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