---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment --=====================_2759265==.ALT For the Mom's among us. Could also apply to the Dad's too! >>Hi: This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, none of us >>would >>have done it!!!! >> >>POSITION: Mom, Mama, Mother >> >>JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term team players needed for challenging >>permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess >>excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing >>to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and >>frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, >>including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless >>sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not >>reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. >> >> >>RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, >>at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to >>bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack >>mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat >>in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just >>crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical >>challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and >>stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and >>coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to >>plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and >>mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an >>embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety >>testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys and battery operated >>devices. >>Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. >>Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end >>product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and >>janitorial work throughout the facility. >> >> >>POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to >>remain in the same position for years, without complaining, >>constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your >>charge can ultimately surpass you. >> >> >>PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required, unfortunately. On-the-job >>training offered on a continually exhausting basis. >> >> >>WAGES AND COMPENSATION: You pay them! Offering frequent raises and >>bonuses. >>A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the >>assumption that college will help them become financially independent. >>When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing >>about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish >>you could only do more. >> >> >>BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no >>tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; >>this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth >>and free hugs for life if you play your cards right. >> >> >>Forward this on to all the moms you know, in appreciation for everything >>they do on a daily basis, and let them know they are appreciated. >> >> >> >>I THINK, THERE FORE I AM... .. .. IN TROUBLE!!!! > >Greg Newell >mailto:gnewell@ameritech.net --=====================_2759265==.ALT An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/8b/76/9c/8b/attachment.htm --=====================_2759265==.ALT-- ---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.423 / Virus Database: 238 - Release Date: 11/25/2002 ---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment--
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