So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

[Carl Meyer]

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Gosh!! another lurker.  Your name isn't in the directory.
No problem.  I take it that you are canydian due to your spelling of =
Humor.  I like to know who and where the posts are from.  Not that I =
want to come beat the crap out of you,  I just find it interesting to =
know  the source.  I actually liked your post.  If we can make fun of =
each other we can be fast friends, right?

I don't think canadians invented velcro.  Wasn't that invented by black =
parents who put it on the ceiling to keep their kids from jumping on the =
bed????  OMG! now I'm in trouble with the politically correct crowd.  =
Most of my black friends realize that when I make fun of them,  that =
means I really care about them.  The PC crowd can go fish.

Carl Meyer

  ----- Original Message -----=20
  From: Robert Moffatt=20
  To: MPT ; pianotech@ptg.org=20
  Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 3:22 PM
  Subject: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?


  Hope you see the humour in this ;~)=20

  Bob



  Subject: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

  1. Smarties
  2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
  3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
  4. Baseball is Canadian
  5. Lacrosse is Canadian
  6. Hockey is Canadian
  7. Basketball is Canadian
  8. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
  9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
  10. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the =
Americans
  back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of
  Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane =
and
  hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came =
home
  and partied
  11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
  Germany.
  12. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered =
or
  withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
  13. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
  14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
  mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just =
in
  time to get caught.
  15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
  16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface =
and
  is still around as the worlds oldest company
  17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human =
in
  under 3 minutes.
  18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
  19. We don't marry our kin-folk.
  20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, =
penicillin,
  zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios.
  21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to =
tell
  about it.
  BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
  22. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands =
with
  mitts on.

  Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.


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